Are you sad and lonely? Does Friday night roll around and you’re the only one all by yourself with a tub of ice cream and no one to turn to? Are you looking for something deeper than a casual situationship? Look no further —I found the perfect dating app for you. Forget about other popular dating apps like Tinder, Hinge, or Bumble; this app allows you to choose the one for you. Casting your options as large or small as you’d like, you make the first move.
Now, I know you are all excited to know what app this is. So drum roll please… Introducing Common App: Your Future Starts Here!
You may have your doubts, but Common App is ready to help you commit to “the one.” Upon creating an account, you are asked to enter your personal information, allowing potential partners to learn about your extracurriculars, family history, and a personal story all before the first date! Skip the awkward small talk and jump right into what matters.
After setting up your profile, the ball is in your court. Instead of waiting to be swiped on, you make the first move. Whether it’s based on values, location, or relationship potential, you can choose the most attractive ones for you.
Show just a little bit of interest and within an instant you’ll have thousands of prospective partners flocking after you (well that beats your failed attempts to flirt, doesn’t it?). Although this may be old school, your email inbox will start filling with requests, and your mailbox will be flooded with letters. As the word spreads that you are looking for a date, some may even reach out to you first, widening your potential pool of dates even more. Not all of them will be your type, but, as Sabrina Carpenter says it,”You can’t blame a girl for trying.”
Now the talking stage commences. Some matches may be shy and ask very few questions while others will try to really get to know you. These questions can range from things like “What brings you joy? [1]” to “What modern game do you believe will withstand the test of time, and why? [2]” They will prompt you to rethink your life and look deeper into who you are. Don’t feel pressured to overshare, but honesty is always the best. After all, if you are willing to commit, you would want them to know your true self. Don’t worry about this becoming a one-sided relationship; the conversation will last as long as you want to, so you can forget about the ex that ghosted you. Remember, you are the one in control here.
After days or even minutes of talking, you may be wondering about the first date, possibly even eager for the first date. Users have had many different experiences, and there isn’t a set timeline that you must follow for the first date. Some users report their first date occurring in their sophomore or junior year, while others only have their first date after things get really serious. It looks different for every person, so do what is best for you. Don’t worry about cleaning up your bedroom to invite them over; you can pay a visit to their place or meet elsewhere to talk with them. It’s even acceptable to bring your parents, so forget about the awkward first introductions, you can get your parents’ approval on day one.
There’s always the lingering fear of getting catfished before the first meeting. In this day and age, people are using deepfakes and AI to trick others, but Common App offers a new level of security to ensure that you truly find a genuine match. With a criteria for all matches to be officially recognized “by a regional or national accreditation authority” [3], Common App has the proper measures in place for you to find someone who is authentic and true.
If you are too afraid of commitment, don’t fret. Rest assured, you won’t feel any pressure to say “I love you” and nor will they pressure you with unexpected “I love you’s”. Some relationships take time to blossom, so don’t be afraid to shoot them a “still continuing” message. But if you realize that you really hate them, you can simply delete them off your profile in a few clicks. No strings attached.
Now, there has been some negative feedback regarding the immense anticipation and nervousness that comes with waiting for a response. There’s no denying that it can be a stressful time as you try to figure out whether or not they will say yes to your proposal (asking “will you marry me?” is never easy). While some users will turn to r/chanceme in their nervousness, such practices really aren’t necessary with the marvelous Common App platform. Ultimately, if they say yes, congratulations on a wonderful union! If they don’t, there’s no need to worry because Common App will always help you find the one. No matter what happens, your future starts here… with Common App, find your true love today!
*Not sponsored by CommonApp*
Sources:
[1]https://admission.princeton.edu/apply/princeton-specific-questions
[2]https://collegeadmissions.uchicago.edu/apply/uchicago-supplemental-essay-questions